Unfortunately "cardboardnewman" or Norman as some of you knew him has passed away aged 55. He died suddenly and unexpectedly after eating his favourite Rabbit Pie and getting some oral and anal from his hot wife.

His passing has been noted on other blogs:

http://garvanellison.blogspot.com/2009/01/adulterer-has-been-struck-down.html

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No-one uses TATIL any more, so soon all this will be lost. Like tears in rain.

Dr Crippen was innocent:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2192866,00.html

You have to be mad to donate to the Tory party, official:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/guardianpolitics/story/0,,2192024,00.html

Your Buddy Jesus is in the post:

http://www.one2believe.com/

I haven ( Read more... )

networking is the new blogging

I did not say this.

I was not here.

Croydon's newest elected politician, A Palling MP, was caught snogging a ghastly tory slapper at the election count last week.

Lucy Lastic said "Geraint Davies told me that if I didn't vote for him I'd wake up in bed with Mr Palling. And I did! Hoorah for Geraint, he actually told the truth for once."

Lucy is 15.

A French goat has tested positive for mad cow disease - the first animal in the world other than a cow to have bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE ( Read more... )

http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/1993_seniors.htm

The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation was created in 1982 by a small group that originally came together as a an informal support group for problems that were the result of traumatic experiences at petting zoos as children. This group realized that there were many others out there who were afraid to come forward with their horrific stories and ( Read more... )

Flick denies she's up the duff. Ha ha! You can't hide the bump forever!!!

apparently these words are garanteed to get you spide on by the mi5 if you use then in e mails or websites ( Read more... )

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott was tonight hailed as a hero after saving the life of a drowning man ( Read more... )