This is a vile calumny. I shall sue.

mwa ha ha

Yes, it's true, I am a minion of The Sun.

Why do England players make better lovers than French or Portugese players ( Read more... )

It emerged this mornong that the Croydon riot of Sunday the 13th of June was caused by the local SF group.

The catalyst of this riot was said to be a young lady answering only to the name of Flick.
When asked why she had started such riotous behaviour she replied that she was annoyed that the local Marks and Spencer closed at 6 o clock.

drflickta has its own LibelJournal!

Gee, it was hot on the flight out to Baghdad. These military planes may be quick but give me a first class seat on American Airlines any day. Unless Jane Fonda’s on board. Gee, that dame sure goes on. I said to her last time, go away and work on you’re yoghurt, pint size. Apparently it’s yoga, but I wouldn’t know about such things ( Read more... )

I got up at six. It may have been a little after six, but I didn't see the alarm clock ( Read more... )

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Garvan is a close friend Of mine so please be very special nice to him.

Lots of best wishes

Norman

A 6-ft tall thin bloke with a blond flat-top haircut, wearing a slightly too big wedding dress and accompanied by an entourage of lager-drinking twenty-somethings just came into the pub, serenaded a drinker chosen at random with "You lost that loving feeling", and left.