Robert rode the Big One - it made Hazel's neck stiff but Robert screamed like Liam whilst Flick was touching her toes whilst bouncing but at least the weeing happened on the big swing. The talking happened after the weeing. It takes a long time to get to the top of the Big One but you're higher than the tower at 85 mph. Flick says it is better at ( Read more... )

The venue is shite and there's no real ale and Jonjo is an arse and the convention newsletter is the least interesting ever in history and the deep-pan pizza place ran out of food and none of the panels have been about Goats ... Thank god for the pleasure beach.

Bugger. My and my big mouth gossip column!

Despite reports in March's Fermat, Mr and Mrs A Member are rumoured to have split up after all. News has it that the rift was caused by disagreements over who should wear the purple skirt.

You read it here first so it must be true.

BRAISED KID ( Read more... )

Much toot was talked, especially about my posting habits to LiveJournal.

Who is posting this stuff?

Why, me of course.

Fools.

Goats are a vastly greater challenge to handle than sheep ( Read more... )

so we went to the flo and it was all dops fault the it was still the samr barman that barred us all for yurinating in his beer ten yeers ago .

dop tolled everyone that the barman was gone when he wasnt
ill have words with him at next weeks croyden pub meeting

all dops fault yes indeed

Goats are fun because they all have different personalities and have different little habits that can be amusing or interesting. Goats are very affectionate and especially during the summer, when they are too hot to be active, they like to just hang around people and get a good scratch. Most goats' favorite scratchy spot is around their shoulder ( Read more... )

Haha, the old ones ar ethe best. I can give the finger and nobody knows!

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