Comments | carpesoo: empiricism ftw

carpesoo

empiricism ftw

Jul 11, 2016 23:35

pairing: jongin/sehun
genre: crack
rating: pg-13
word count: 1.2k
summary: after a peculiar dream about jongin (or more specifically, jongin’s junk), sehun’s made it his mission to see if his dream reflects reality.
notes: for baeksthighs who gave me a prompt which i subsequently butchered. i'm sorry, bb. please don't hate me. ily ♡

( sehun is still half asleep-eyes heavy and uncooperative-when he stumbles into the bathroom to take his routine morning leak. )

fanfic, member: sehun, rating: pg-13, genre: crack, member: jongin, fandom: exo, length: less than 5k, pairing: jongin/sehun

Comments 14

jinki July 11 2016, 23:31:18 UTC

y'know, for science.

This is how all adventures into uncharted territory begin. You get curious about something, said curiosity consumes you, and you act on it. It just begs the question- will Sehun be successful in his endeavor? (The answer is yes, in my mind. He'll get to taste it that one time, and then many times again after that.)

My comment sounds too serious, I'm laughing.

carpesoo July 18 2016, 20:10:23 UTC

hahahahahaha well, sehun is a man of science after all. so i do think he'll continue until he succeeds. but also, you gotta replicate the test to see if you get the same results.. so....... i'm sure it'd happen more than once haha.

your comment was beautiful, i love. and tysm for reading!

anya_azrael July 11 2016, 23:33:48 UTC

this is the most perfect thing ever

carpesoo July 18 2016, 20:10:35 UTC

hahaha tysm omg !!!

3star4life July 12 2016, 02:20:51 UTC

Oh my god, that was everything.

carpesoo July 18 2016, 20:10:48 UTC

xdxd tysm!!!

baeksthighs July 12 2016, 06:31:15 UTC

OK IM FINALLY HERE WITH A LATE AF COMMENT

DIEM IM YELLING OKAYWJDHDF LISTEN IM DONE

first of all "subsequently butchered", ahem you mean perfected right yes ofc you did bc this is perfect diem stop it

“can i please get a full frontal?” iM SCREAMING SEHUN THINKS HES ME

okay let's face it sehun throughout this whole fic is me bc i'm always on crotch watch and i'd always be trying to find ways to see jongin's junk i gtg. omg i can't get over how good this is hOW TO COMMENT IM JUST HERE YELLING OMGGG.

okay okay let's calm ourselves

“but i need to see your dick!” sobs me too sehun me too

sehun's failed attempts and jongin's attitude is everything you have no idea how much i was rooting for sehun to see the d like go get 'em sehun, make our dreams come true omg aND SEHUN BLURTING THAT YES HE DOES IN FACT NEED TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT WAS THE BEST I'VE NEVER RELATED TO A FIC AS MUCH AS I RELATE TO THIS ONE.

“oh?! what do you mean ‘oh’? why do you sound so fucking disappointed?!”

“but it’s just so…normal.” i snorted so hard ( ... )

carpesoo July 18 2016, 20:12:05 UTC

JENN WHY YOU SO KIND TO ME OMG ILYSM OKIE????? your comments are always so wonderful and im sitting here reading with such a big grin on my face but also like, what did i do to warrant such praise?? i am so unworthy otl but i am so glad you enjoyed it??? and that is all that matters yes so i am happy tysm for everything <33

pandaanddragon July 12 2016, 10:42:45 UTC

This is funny and i loved it. 😂
It's really all for science you know. 😄

carpesoo July 18 2016, 20:12:31 UTC

hehe yes, science xdxd

ty for reading and commenting ^^