... Give me just one good reason to have a child.

Do you know what people mean when they say, "You could have anyone you want?" What they really mean is, "You could have anyone I want." Sometimes it means, "I wish you wanted me ( Read more... )

So, I saw Paranormal Activity at a movie theater, and I'm currently watching Paranormal Entity on Netflix. Other than the obvious hokiness of the "plot"lines, the movies share a major flaw ( Read more... )

I joined Twitter. Yeah, I totally caved.

Anyways, I'm @CarvedWood

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate Funeral ( Read more... )

... I am so PISSED OFF!My sister's been trying to get me interested in the Twilight trilogy, right? Which, totally not going to happen. Edward the Vampire is the poster-boy for all the things that makes me hate modern vampire stories, while my contempt for Bella is the same contempt I feel for every female (and a few guys) who consider vampires ( Read more... )

I was watching Just One Of The Guys, with Joyce Hyser (80's movie, for those who weren't born yet) tonight, and was suddenly struck with the startling resemblance between William Zabka and ... Tom Felton.

Just sayin'.

We don't actually know what happened to him, but my brother finally found him, under the camper parked in the next door neighbor's drive, about twenty feet away from the front porch where we'd been calling for him to come in.
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So, today I woke up grumpy, it all slid downhill from there, and, as usual, I'm taking out my bad mood on Nine. We went out to eat at our favorite Chinese buffet, and on the drive there, she's interogating her grandmother as to how Grammy can justify eating meat when she professes to love animals so much. Grammy, as usual, justifies this with, " ( Read more... )

I think that standards for human behavior are kinda like playing limbo - people are always going to try to squeeze under the bar, because people are born selfish and ignorant. If you set the standard too low (like, you're only going to allow other people this much right to their own humanity), then they're going to be especially nasty because they ( Read more... )