Damn the HERETICS! Apparently, according to some, Madonna is no longer daring. Dude. She fucking invented daring. Fingerless lace gloves?! DARING! She doesn't need to wear some circus-ready costume everytime she steps out of her English castle, does she?. Fucking-A people, is this the best thing you can throw at her? Don't have anything new?  Wait ( Read more... )

I got home from an extremely long day of work, meetings and running and I was so tired I could barely move. But it was only 8pm, so I was puzzled as to why I was so exhausted. Then I remembered that I slept exactly 24 minutes last night.  I was so wired that my jaw is sore. No, I didn't do lines off Justin Timberlake's six pack. Those days ended ( Read more... )

So, there I was all happy to be posting on LJ again. But then I went to Phoenix to visit the fam and immediatley came down with strep throat. HOT. I have never had strep before so I didn't know what was happening... I really thought I was at death's door. I had never felt pain in my throat like that. Mind you, my throat has been through the wringer ( Read more... )

What a weekend. I need another day - even though I was draped across the couch for 90% of yesterday. But Saturday was so long... I love the gay pride. Its so debaucherous. This year, it seemed especially big and especially hardcore. I was at the Hyatt for much of the day, after screaming at the parade and milling about at the PrideFest. Awesome.  I ( Read more... )

I am fucking hell sore. Weight training is hard, especially if you're a shrimpy-shrimp-shrimp like me. But on the happy side, I think I may have possibly seen a bicep this morning. Possibly. I hadn't had any coffee yet, which leaves me prone to illusions of grandeur ( Read more... )

Oh. Also. I forgot to mention in my previously posted list of developments:

8. After years of successfully avoiding and thus, becoming addicted to Queer as Folk, I was forced to watch an episode. And now I have an eating disorder. Fuck.

OK... some developments....

1. I am officially on "unsupervised" probation. I am about 60% completley rehabilitated. Awesome.

2. People who think that Madonna shouldn't be inducted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame are teh dumb. Not to mention careless, because Madonna can disappear anyone with the snap of her fabulous fingers. Just sayin'. New ( Read more... )

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This is pretty amy fisher-tastic.

Best. News. Ever.I think it's fantastic. The Spears dynasty evolves. I can't wait to see the "Celebrity Bump Watch" photos of a 16 year old. SO HOT ( Read more... )