So like, I'm new here. Haha. For what its worth I have a few of my own short catch phrases...and things...haha. Here we go.

Fuddruckers!!
Exclaimed in annoyance. Also, can be used to describe a rude, offending or annoying person.
Man he was so totally fuddruckers, dude. Alluding to the fact that...uhm. Backstory time. Fuddruckers is a restaraunt in ( Read more... )

after any sort of aggrivating situation ((when someone might pull out a cigarette or something)) i say:
i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

...i stold that from the movei Airplane, if you have seen it then it makes sense.

i tend to say "that's awkward" about everything. whether it really is an awkward situation or not. just add a sideways glance and maybe a raised eyebrow and it quite possibly is the best response ever.

however, some people just don't catch on to its humor and then it really does make the situation awkward...

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so the other day i was saying goodbye to someone while drinking some soda...and i just went "ok, well bye...you can have this cup, it has my DNA on it so you can clone me if you miss me too much"

...remember "That's what she said."?

The other day someone said to me, "When you take that out, can you replace it with something else?"

To which I replied, "That's what she said."

I'm so ashamed.

I notice I've been saying:

"That's a dangerous game you're playing.."

I say it to random things like: placing a cup full of liquid too close to the edge of a table or I've said it to my friend as he was walking over some planks at work, known to break if under too much pressure.

*shrugs* Just something random.

-You're affected air of cowardice does not fool me.

-Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

Does anyone else find themselves quoting lines from movies? I find I do it often.
The other day my mom was telling my brothers "You can't fight in here (here being the living room).
To which I replied, "Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Love that quote. Gets me every time I watch that movie.

My latest faves are ( Read more... )