Just call me Jesus!

When someone asks you a yes or no question, respond with

'In a word... [yes/no]'

i mean that's just good old fashioned humor

1. that's what she said

the catchy part is saying it at inappropriate times.

ex
friend: my stepmom told my dad she was leaving him forever.
me: that's what she said!

2. similar but different

fun in any situation.

3. gotcha!

the best part is that just by saying this to someone you are, in effect, "getting" him/her.

exparent: did you steal ( Read more... )

I have been using "sexy back" in a totally deadpan way.

"Did you like the cookies I made?"
"Yes, they bring sexy back."

"Why are you wearing that?"
"Because it brings sexy back."

"Why are all these books out of order?"
"Because it brings sexy back."

Whenever my friend gets into a situation where he doesn't know what to say, or just an awkward situation, he likes to say

"I am wastedThis can be preceeded by 'jesus christ' for added effect ( Read more... )

I like to say "Well color me _____!" or some variation thereof.  It started off with "tickled pink" and then other colors like "an angry red," but now almost anything will do: 

• Well color me ecstatic!
• Color me uncouth, because that was quite the faux pas. 

I seem to be the queen of catchphrases, at least in my group of friends ( Read more... )

I sometimes refer to people as "home (insert country-themed household object here)" i.e. home slice, home biscuit, home skillet, home turkey ( Read more... )

ya know where is a good place to hear catchphrases...the tv show Scrubs
there are hundreds!

when someone does something ill-advised i say "Bad Idea Magazine! We have your cover story!"