i don't know where i got it from,but every time my brother asks me something i always answer  " in accordance with the prophecy. . . "  or when i hear something surprising i say "holy cheese"

I know this community is basically dead, but I got a few ( Read more... )

call everyone "bro"

e.i. at the doctors, "you want me to pee in this cup bro?!"

or say, if something is positive say it was a delight, not cool. a delight.

e.i. "Thanks Bro, that check-up was a delight!

I found this community today. i love it already.

I like to add

'for those of you keeping score at home'

onto the end of statements that I make about something I just did.

For example 'I've hit three straight shots in beer pong... for those of you keeping score at home.'

the ladies love it.

also, i like to add 'the ladies love it' onto the end of things.

Just add "Man"... It's kinda sexy ?

I like your manpants
Let's barbeque some mansteaks

my friends and I have been doing this WAY too much.
just add "...ladies" to make anything sound creepy. It helps if you say "ladies" in a slightly suggestive voice.

examples:

"Let's go to the library....ladies"
"What time is the party....ladies"
"It tastes like chicken...ladies"

Sweet Marshmallow Jesus!

When you fuck someone and leave immediately/don't talk to them anymore

'Rail and bail.'

'Bounce and bounce.'

I made up this word while playing Scrabble with someone who certainly does "lustify" me!!!!!

I'm thinking the definition is rather self-explanatory... to make horny.. or become horny. So, you can lustify someone, or become lustified... fun!

I like to use "sexytime" for any happy experience

examples:
"I love a good story, reading is my sexytime"

"Ohhh that cheeseburger was sexytime"

"Doing laundry is the anti-sexytime"