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Things to do before I die.
1. Learn Yoga.
2. Splurge at IParty on stuff that you'll
never need.
3. Rent your own private island.
4. Spend a weekend in Vegas. Because
what happens there, stays there.
5. Get drunk in Tijuana.
6. When it pours, slide around
outside in the mud with your friends.
7. Get away from it all and stay at
a Five-Star hotel.
8. Play racecars with shopping carts.
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Smokey eyes tutorial for HoE
Please don't comment on this if you're going to say how this isn't new, or if it sucks. Also, I don't use LJ anymore, so please don't add me as a friend. I'm just doing this because I'm so darn nice.
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Today's quotes...
Ryan: So, I got a $60 check for doing nothing. It's pretty sweet.
Me: Nice. We should get some hookers.
Ryan: Yeah, man. That's like, 120 hookers in Malden.
Banter about cheap hookers for a minute...
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shirobouryokudan : man i love the asians
shirobouryokudan : they dont fuck around.
shirobouryokudan : theyre like YOU ODAH NOW OKAI
shirobouryokudan : WAT YOU WAN
shirobouryokudan : DERIVERY?
shirobouryokudan : OKAI
shirobouryokudan : BAI
THE FiNAL FUxxER : ROFL
shirobouryokudan : meanwhile, "HI WELCOME TO DOMINOS MAY I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER PLEASE? WE ( Read more... ) -
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