A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!!

After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes.The woman i...s hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. Oh God,that was great! Now I need my money.

The koala ( Read more... )

I've decided I like my men like I like my submarines...

Long...
Hard...
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Ok so I've known Erin almost 30 years! Since I was a senior in High School and she was a Sophomore, she was even at my wedding to Tom! She was always the weirdest (weirder than me if you can believe that) one in the group at least emotionally. And that's saying something! I mean Tasha's mom was such a nut because she was so religious, She swore the ( Read more... )

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes ( Read more... )

Apparently, Ridgecrest, California felt left out as the east coast was being slammed with Hurricane Irene yesterday. Around 4:30, we got his with a MASSIVE storm that rivaled what was happening back east. We had hail, thunder, lightning, heavy rain, flooding, winds gusting over 50 mph... oh and it was 108º when it hit!  So I was dumb enough to go ( Read more... )

Ok so this article was posted on US Weekly's website, and I had seen the interview with the person they're talking to on a more legit sight, so I know it's real... But THIS pisses me off!

"...Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets do), they remain puppets, ( Read more... )

Dairy Queen Miracle Treat Day

Go have a Blizzard and think of Frankie while supporting a Great Cause!

I only wish we had a DQ near us. Nearest one is 2 hours away :((

So Tom is going through his security clearance for work and today, they called him and told him they needed a copy of his birth certificate ASAP. When he asked why, he was told it was because he was born in Germany and they needed proof that he was born!  SAY WHAT?!?!?!? I guess talking to him on the phone or meeting with him in person Thursday ( Read more... )

If god said all men were liars and a man wrote the bible, does that disprove religion?

If Jesus is god's only son, and we are all god's children, does that mean everyone's a girl?

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches ask for it?

Is going to be in therapy before he's 5! We're potty training him this week which means the bathroom door has to be open at all times. This was my one escape... I'd go in, shut and lock the door, and relax. Now I can't! So yesterday, Frankie got curious and asked the question all parents dread ( Read more... )