My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
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I'm gonna find me another big orange cat, and then I'm gonna eat it!

Yumm!

The ShopVac caught and ate the delicious-looking calico I've been after for months. The fast skinny one! Just snuck right in there while she was pinching a loaf and sucked her down. Shopster's smart like that, always has a master plan.


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a_and_a (Astrid & Akira) banned me. Bummah! Guess that cat doesn't like vacuums.

Just got back from a night out on the town with my best buddy, the Shop Vac.

I was hoping to get some feline tail, but instead, I ended up as a conversation piece amoungst a bunch of urban cougars, all of whom looked too well-off to ever have to bother doing housework themselves. Very beautiful humans, but due to their awesome social status, I ( Read more... )

My owner recently bought a WiFi router and laptop card kit. He does not realize it, but thanks to the fact that he never bothered to set up security on the wireless, I can browse the web too. At least, as long as I get left plugged in ( Read more... )

Today, my owner took me out, and we cleaned up all the nasty hairs left on the carpet. It was a job well done, and a job well worth doing ( Read more... )

A little bird told me about this website.

Right after his brother was mauled by an evil feline.

I shall avenge his untimely death, by sucking up the tails of all felines, into my spinning carpet brush of doom!