JC Lira is the sexiest man alive.

But the rest of you are welome to enjoy:

Optimus Prime's Rude Awakening

My mechanic just called.  Tells me they have been searching all day for the problem with my car and finally found it.  It's a problem with the ignition switch.  Minor part, very cheap.  However, the "searching all day" part had me scared on labor costs.  My mechanic quickly put that to rest by saying: "I'm only going to charge you for an hour of ( Read more... )

So I go out to my car after work this afternoon.  I see something that looks like a folded shirt on the hood/windshield of my car.  I get closer and see a note.  A little post-it thingy.  It says "This may fit your 240 SX."  I pick up this folded cloth thing and it springs open revealing itself to be...a pair of car window sunscreens.  That's right ( Read more... )

My Grandmother was laid to rest today.  We were able to spend a delightful evening picking out pictures for a video montage put onto a DVD.  Sifting through piles of albums and hearing stories of her life.  Two things can be said about her with complete certainty:  She was breath-takingly beautiful and certifiably insane.  There is a picture of her ( Read more... )

CNN has a little "contest" where they show a picture and ask for amusing quotations relating to it.   Many of you may know this.  I did not.  Here is Todays ( Read more... )

***"I have been thinking about writing a dissertation or book comparing heavy metal and Islam. Although not a Muslim nor a die-hard metalhead, I believe both are misunderstood and have been unfairly chastised due to the violent messages of those on the fringes. For example, I think you could honestly compare Ozzy Osbourne to Mohammad in that ( Read more... )

This post is specifically aimed at Mary due to a conversation at gaming, but I am putting it here in case it is applicable to anyone else coming into Richmond for the BOOB revival ( Read more... )

Interesting role reversal in the news today.  A CNN poll claims that Republicans have an advantage in the upcoming Presidential election while a Fox News poll gives the edge to the Democrats.

Irony or attempted manipulation?  Perhaps each hopes they will get a "The Hell they will!" reaction from their readers.  Crafty journalists.

Saw an ad for this tastefully displayed on a mailbox painted to look like R2-D2.

http://www.uspsjedimaster.com/teaser/form.html

I'm going to kill him.  I'm going to fucking Kill him.