Oh hi, Internet.

"Get yore hands offe me motherfockerrrr. I've had it with thees wurld."

"HE'S HIS BEST FRIEND."

ANDDDDD

"HUHUHUH. EHEHEHEH. HAHUHUH." ****

***OVER 100 TIMES

grandma, to a 2 year old:

"if you don't put down that candy the LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER IS GOING TO SLAP YOU."

EXCUSE ME?

cayla

beating toddlers since 2009?

in other news:
getting married; underachieving in retail, scanning contraceptive devices and anusol trying not to laugh

My new job at the mall pharmacy gives me an insight into all walks of life. Drug addicts, drug dealers, drunks, the nouveau riche, middle class, unemployed, the near destitute, seniors, and weirdos ( Read more... )

I will try to transcribe what I overheard on my way to call centre training. These two girls sat across from me..they were both about 14-15 and..not going to school? No backpacks, and I saw one later on my way home around 11:30 am. Okay, here goes ( Read more... )

i live in sault ste marie now, photoessay to come on here or facebook..probably facebook due to my total lack of html knowledge or ambition to upload everything to photobucket!
1516 kms from momsy
673 kms from old place (rip, sanity!)
starbucks..nowhere to be found. i miss starbucks. k, outta here.

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my life is officially a John Waters' movie. i would like someone to ghostwrite my memoirs at the tender age of (almost) 25.

so i just worked my seventh day in a row and much to my jubilation, i have one day off in eighteen (????) and i look forward using this sole day off to ( Read more... )

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