So, uhh, Fingolfin, uncle dude thing. It's like, okay if I marry your daughter, right? Seein' as how she already said yes an' all, but I just thought I'd check. You ain't gonna come after me with an axe, are ya?
Uh I actually didn't really care enough about you to keep track of who you killed and shit. Were you one of the bastards that sacked Turgie's city and killed him? 'Cause even though I threaten to kill him every other day or so, if YOU killed him... well it doesn't make you look good.
Him and Curufin didn't let your nephew Orodreth rule the kingdom, manipulated everyone in Finny's kingdom, abused my cousin Luthien, and didn't try to rescue Finrod when he was captured by Sauron.
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Damn sons of Fëanor.
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