001 - Hello there!

[celerystyle]

Ah. Well, this is rather unexpected. Certainly not on Androzani any more. Almost certainly not regenerated, and… well, contrary to appearances, I don’t remember the TARDIS being embedded in one of the corridors of a ship, so I imagine this is not actually the TARDIS.

Quite unexpected. I suppose I’ve appeared in stranger situations though.

Comments

[namorofthesea]

Yet you do not look like the one who called himself the Doctor before, though he, too, mentioned the TARDIS.

[celerystyle]

Ahh, you've met one of my other incarnations! It's very complicated, time travel, regeneration, all of that. I'm sort of the same as him, and sort of different.

Nice to meet you anyway!

[namorofthesea]

Regeneration? I am uncertain what you speak of.

I suppose it is not unpleasant to meet you.

[celerystyle]

It's probably best not to worry about it too much, it can be a little confusing.

Ah. High praise indeed then.

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[soundof_drums]

Doctor.

[soundof_drums]

Have you--

[soundof_drums]

Are you

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[cantmissscooby]

Oh wow, a new face...

Hello. I'm Neil

[celerystyle]

Oh no, I've had this particular face for a while.

Hello Neil, it's nice to meet you!

Great. Mess with the slow hippie.

[cantmissscooby]

What?

Sorry slow hippie!

[celerystyle]

Uh, sorry about that, I was just joking. I am new here, yes.

[impure_tale]

Wonderful.

Two Doctors.

[celerystyle]

Oh!

Is there another one here? Which one is it? What does he look like?

...Oh please excuse my manners, It's just that... we tend not to see each other unless something has gone terribly wrong.

I'm sorry to have to ask you this, I realize it'll be the second time for you, but would you mind telling me who it is I have the pleasure of speaking with?

[impure_tale]

I have yet to see him since his return, but if he is the same as before, then he's rather thin and large-eyed. Mildly squirrely. He could have gone and changed again, for all I know; it won't have been the first time.

My name is Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade, but you may call me the Marquis.

[celerystyle]

Thin and squirrelly? I... don't recall ever being thin and squirrelly, I mean, I have been rather thin, and I suppose you could describe my previous incarnation as squirrelly, but never at the same time. That would mean that you would be talking about one of my future incarnations... who makes a habit of stopping in and out of transdimensional pleasure cruises?

Oh Dear... I certainly hope I have an explanation for that kind of behavior...

Well, either way, It's certainly splendid to meet you Donatien - ah - Marquis.

[lilah_lawyer]

Certainly!

You're on an interdimensional platform, travelling into a furnace of the damned, where you'll be slowly melted into a nutritional paste, designed to feed mutated children.

Any other questions?

[celerystyle]

Ah.

I don't think you're being entirely truthful with me Miss.

Are you here as well?

[lilah_lawyer]

Ah, c'mon... You going to judge me so soon?

Maybe I'm here, maybe I'm not. What do you think, 'Doctor'?

[celerystyle]

I'm not judging you! I'm just not believing you either!

What I think is that it would be very peculiar indeed for you to refer to a place as "here" if you were elsewhere.