The scraps of a school board that remains, following the mass recall, has ironically decided to place the Redskin mascot issue to an advisory vote.

Dear God.

But also, the orchestra program has been salvaged, courtesy of private funding.

One wouldn't expect a small town of conservative crackers to be quite so amusing, but there it is.

Much to my shock and complete elation, just a bit ago Thorn offered me the role of Ophelia in his up and coming production of Hamlet ( Read more... )

While just unloading a carload of groceries (fridge has been empty for two weeks), I glanced upward to the open night sky, and experienced a sudden inclination to drop the bags of freezer foods and return to the wild to live the life of the infamous noble savage. Hunting and campfires and bathing in rushing streams appealed to my natural instinct ( Read more... )

Does the declaration "We've always done it that way" ever set you into a fit of laughter...? Or tears? Try this one ( Read more... )

We're crucifying Jesus on the Brooks Memorial Fountain ( Read more... )

Monkey experiences Star Wars for third time tonight ( Read more... )

It's nearly 9 am, and after two hours of yard duty, I've snuck onto livejournal expecting to see some action. Silly monkey -- the world hasn't woken up yet.

Come on world, awake. Before I drink all of your coffee.

You are driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus ( Read more... )

They just took the couch away. It's one of those items you unknowingly become attached to, one of the few items in my closet-sized dorm room that I find comfort in -- quite literally. It belongs to the roommate ( Read more... )

It being Earth Week and all, the dining hall blessed us salivating students with products they deemed "pure." They wasted a few trees to broadcast this attempt with cute little pamphlets ( Read more... )