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i don't eat much and i always put out. what a da(y/te) with myself!


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i need a substitution for hate. maybe something like a tic-tac. so every time i hate something, i can pop one in my mouth and concentrate on the amazing fresh breath i'm obtaining versus my utter loathing for most things and most people. i need something therapeutic. maybe a barbie doll like i had when i was a kid. ever time i see a girl with ugly ( Read more... )

the posts i have read lately have dealt with one similar theme: "futures". whatever happened to the present. sorry to tell all you nay sayers, buy my dreams of "graduating college, working in theatre, and finding a person that is worth spending time with" are all things of the past. i've already begun to obtain the major achievements that i will ( Read more... )

where is my knight?

or better yet, where is my night?

lately i've been finding too many ways to preoccupy my time...spotting glow-in-the-dark kanji car seat covers, stealing soy milk from natural food stores, and dancing around my apartment in my underwear. next weekend will result my "complete" recovery after one excruciating surgery (of sorts). it shall be interesting and horrifying. then, it is off ( Read more... )

so once again, i have proof that any name that associates with numbers sucks:

matchbox 20
blink 182
vedette 77

and last but not least

311.

thank you and good night.

well..."gastric biopsy" sure sounds fun. giddy-up! i hope it's cancer....there are so many things you can do with cancer.

so guess what. you all fail. yep. and so do i. according to a new report, the entire human race is going to hell. so buckle up to buckle down. you fucking scenesters and your fucking drama can eat my pile of vomit.

i don't care if you:
-want to go to breakfast
-want your shit back
.....or.....
-get hit by a car

i just don't care.

xxx tiff

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dear friends,

i want a digital camera...or a new car.

thanks,
tiff