Kabuki-cho? Place ain't what I expected it to be, but this whole damn world is weird as hell anyway.

Bunch of nice lookin' babes runnin' aroun' here, though, if you ask me.

So, where the hell are ya, Priestess?

Yo.

How the hell do I get to London?

There's a real hot babe there that needs my attention.

Ha! I did it! I've been spending weeks with this dude who calls himself a hacker, and I'm almost as good as he is at crackin' codes an' crap. THAT'S RIGHT!

Know what that means?

No more censorship, BITCHES! HA!

I'll master anything you challenge me with, you bastards! So go ahead an' try comin' at me with anything you got!

Haven't really been aroun' to update this thing.

Been lookin' for one of those portals again. Damn Fuu is lost on some friggin' island, and I gotta try an' find her. It's such a pain, really. I don't even know where the hell to start lookin'.

Anyone know how to get to... Fiji, or whatever?

HEY! What the hell? Where's that little brat?! THERE WASN'T ANY TREASURE ANYWHERE! You lied ( Read more... )

Okay, so maybe I was a little out of my league against that chick, but I didn't know she had weird-ass powers! What the hell!? Do all of you have these crazy powers, too?! This is BULLSH*T ( Read more... )

So, some geeky lookin' dude pulled me aside today and asked me where I got my sword. I told him to back off or else I'd slice him up real good, but this little brat wouldn't leave me alone. He kept askin' if I was into 'cosplay' and that my outfit roxxored. Then he started askin' me where I was from and all this other crap. I told him about myself ( Read more... )

what th e hell ? wh ere the hell am i? i dont realy kno how thisthi ng works yet and i dont really care.

man im star vin but i aint go t any cash on me. i dunno. guess ill go see whatthe hell there is t o do roun here. maybe ill earn s ome food that way.