:champloo: 007

[champuru_kendo]

Yo.

How the hell do I get to London?

There's a real hot babe there that needs my attention.

Comments

[lick_the_flame]

Via magical portal or plane, I've gathered.

I'm not familiar with these portals, but they're free... unlike the planes which you need to buy tickets for.

[champuru_kendo]

Damn portals! I went aroun' lookin' for a portal, but there weren't any around! So I started cutting up gates an' doors an' walls and other stuff, but I couldn't find a DAMN portal!

Money ain't somethin' I have on me real often.

[lick_the_flame]

... me neither since my currency means nothing but paper here. And I've looked; plane tickets don't come cheap.

I heard there are people out there that can "make" portals... just met one guy actually. I have to get out of here so I'm willing to listen to anything except the TV.

[fantasticfuu]

ugh...that's just like you to leave as soon as i'm getting rescued. Whatever.

[ooc: she's totally jealous lol.]

[champuru_kendo]

The hell you gettin' upset about? Hurry up an'-- Wait a sec.

You're on a plane, right? Tell them to fly us to London or whatever.

[angelicdove]

I think you have to be really, really lucky to come across one of those portal things. And good luck if you decide to hitch a ride on a plane. They're so cramped and don't allow any weapons on board, bastards.

[champuru_kendo]

So far I haven't been lucky enough, I guess.

You're kinda hot.

Seriously? Well, shit. Screw gettin' on a plane then.

[angelicdove]

Yeah, you're probably better off hitching a car ride or portal hunting.

Uh, thanks. I get that a lot.