Someone threw a fucking watter bottle at me today.

[chaneefoonweed]

I can't fucking believe this actually happened. Me and Marc are sitting on fifth avenue waiting for a drug dealer when these spicks pull up in the shittiest car I've ever seen in my life. They could have parked anywhere on the fucking block but for some reason they decided to park directly in front of us. So the driver gets out and runs down the

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[hypercaro]

i love you erik.
i really love you. i'm coming back to brooklyn this weekend. we'll chill. for real.
we'll hunt down that asshole and throw TWO waterbottles at him.

love caroline

[chaneefoonweed]

Yo, I love you. Fucking call me. Let's smoke some weed.

Erik

[cry_at_endings]

wow. lets talk about how cool mexicans are.
and how they're not dirty and hairy?

[anonymous]

i love you, no you dont understand i think you are an udder genius. yes, i love you. you're arrogant but a genius!

[chaneefoonweed]

You forgot to sign your name. I think you're Caroline, though. I don't see why you would make this an anonymous post. If you're Caroline, I love you. If not, I probs love you too.

Erik

[chaneefoonweed]

Actually, you're not Caroline. I don't think Caroline would spell utter wrong.

[anonymous]

Dearest Erik,
I am an avid reader of this blog and insist upon the updating of it. You are one awesome bastard.

much love,
Fiona
oxox