Dear Joel Scanlan.

Stop reading this and haunting my life. It was five years ago.

Hugs and Kisses,

Charlotte.

Sadly the owner of this livejournal is experiencing severe distress over an incident she will recall in detail soon. To do with her fat-ness. Yes you read correctly, FAT-ness, not PHAT-ness ( Read more... )

Erg. I feel too sick to even make excuses for not updating. I don't think many people read this stuff anyway ( Read more... )

No I did NOT get eaten by rabid monkeys, I am perfectly alive and well, apart from the large amounts of guilt I am currently experiencing from serious neglection of everyone on livejournal. I should be put on trial. It's disgraceful ( Read more... )

I have a competition ( Read more... )

Everyone else is having a great whine about it, so why can't I ( Read more... )

Ah dear. This journal is so dettatched ( Read more... )

I am so pathetic with this thing! I end up leaving it for over a week and then writing massive posts to make up for it, which is far more time consuming and is better for easy-reading. When will I learn ( Read more... )

Alright alright I know I owe this journal a bit of TLC, so here it goes ( Read more... )

Hey everyone ( Read more... )