I suck at math.

I need over $36,000.

My friend insists that I have a tumor on my hypothalomus.

I'm going to get a giant ulcer.  It's going to explode.  I'm going to die.

Today I was rummaging through my room for a notebook that hadn't been completely filled with my sloppily conveyed thoughts, when I found a rather large black spiral that I remembered purchasing the summer before my freshmen year.  No, I don't keep a reccord of every notebook I buy, I only remembered this one because it is the largest, most ( Read more... )

I'm debating about starting a new story, another historical fiction one (yes, pirates).  I'm not far enough passed the brain storming stage to actually write, so I decided to help myself build on my main character by filling out one of those myspace survies from her point of view.  Some of these questions don't apply to people in this time period, ( Read more... )

*~Five Months Later~*

A sailor all his life, Samuel Flint had witnessed a great number of marvelous sights. He'd seen gold and jewels in quantities that were beyond the wildest dreams of most men; he'd experiences the wonder of seeing nothing but deep blue water stretching for miles, and he'd seen a heavenly artist's spilled paint splattered across ( Read more... )

 TITLE: Scapegoat 5/?
AUTHOR: CharmingSadist
PAIRING: House/Cameron
RATING: pg-13
WARNINGS: none
SUMMARY: House tries to figure out why Cameron has changed so much since the shooting.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these characters... Sad, I know.
NOTES: I am SO sorry this took so long.  I promise 6 will be out soon.

Glass walls do not make good sound ( Read more... )

TITLE: Scapegoat 4/?
AUTHOR: Charmingsadist
PAIRING: House/Cameron
RATING: pg-13
WARNINGS: Spoilers up to the season two finale
SUMMARY: I expected her to pout, or perhaps resign again and wait for me to come crawling to her and beg her to stay.  Maybe she wanted another date.  What I didn't expect was to see her casually sorting my mail as if nothing ( Read more... )

TITLE: Scapegoat 3/?
AUTHOR: charmingsadist
PAIRING: House/Cameron
RATING: pg-14
WARNINGS: Spoilers up to the season 2 finale
SUMMARY:  I've learned no good can come from looking for something you're never going to find... 
DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters. This is just for fun.

Previous chapters:

It was a normal day for the diagnostician team at ( Read more... )

TITLE: House and Wilson friendship drabbles
AUTHOR: charmingsadist
PAIRING: none
RATING: pg
WARNINGS: None 
SUMMARY: Two drabbles in the P.O.V of House, about Wilson.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters.
NOTES: These are...very stupid.  But they are dedicated to my friend, Sam, because she is a fan of House and Wilson... And she is my best friend, ( Read more... )

Summer is slowly coming to an end, and--despite my less than pleasant Sophomore year-- I find I am eager for it to go ahead and come to a grinding halt.  The break was nice and badly needed, but hanging out around the house with only my dog and family for company does tend to grow old after a while.  Besides that, my junior years looks much more ( Read more... )

I hadn't planned on visiting her.

Why should I?  The surgery was a success.  No infection, no signs of permanent damage.  Cameron was going to be just fine.  She had been shot; there was nothing to diagnose, so the presence of a diagnostician was completely unnecessary.  And if not to offer my medical assistance, why should I feel the need to visit ( Read more... )