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Do Me A Favor...
Actually, you can all do me several favors:
1. Don't complain to me that you don't have enough money. Ever.EVER.
I'm dead serious on this. If you have more than NONE, you're already doing better than I. You have money problems? Don't buy anything. Period. Unless you absolutely need it. I'm talking TP and food here. Not Xmas presents for five ( Read more... ) -
Beware the Random
After about twenty minutes of browsing through journals, I am officiallyScared to Death
of the Random link. Go ahead, click it. If you don't come upon something that makes you want to stab someone for whatever reason--within a reasonable time limit, say, half an hour--then I will personally bake you a cake, or clean your house, or wipe dog shit off ( Read more... ) -
Christmas Horror
Has anyone else seen this joke of a commercial where Celine Dion is lying under a Christmas tree caroling while a family of four watches on in what I'm assuming is supposed to be "wonderment" although it looked like horror?...Because it would be absolute terror for me.
She was dressed in a slinky little red dress which would scare the life out of ( Read more... ) -
Recently aggravated (when am I not?)
The search feature on LJ isBullshit.
I will not pay for this account (it's a place to shit this stupid drivel out when it has nowhere else to go) so that I can find people when I can do it on Myspace--shitty and error-clogged as it is--for free. I dig free things.
(Pay close attention and you'll also see that I dig the word "shit".)Because I have no ( Read more... ) -
Fungus and Flying-Vs
Yesterday I got to wander around the mall all by my little lonesome. It felt kind of good to do something on my own but I was pretty bored until I discovered the joys of free red Flying-V earrings at Claire's. I think you might guess what I mean by "free", though. And you'd be right.Oh my Gawsh, Kim, NO!
You're...you're bad!
Yea, I feel dirty ( Read more... ) -
Sleep? What's that?
I spied on Jon while he was sleeping and I think...I think hisgonzagas
are bigger than mine while he's lying down.
(I maintain that mine are still prettier.)
In other news, I started baking a cake at about 1:00 and it's finally complete. Strawberry cake with vanilla frosting.Double-layered. Oh yea.
I think I'm going to read for a while and then ( Read more... ) -
Silly boy.
Upon reading the last three entries, Jon laughs while holding his stomach and declares that I'm "ridiculous".Ridiculous.
Yes. I'm the ridiculous one, who stays up until 3:30 in the morning discussing why flatulence is and will always be comical. If I recall, you also participated in that "Focus Group on Farts", as it were ( Read more... ) -
Fuck you, GH.
Guitar Hero II is so addictive that it's almostf r i g h t e n i n g.
Honestly I believe it may be trying to take over my life. I'm dreaming in buttons. Buttons of green-red-yellow-blue-orange. Well, not too much orange. I haven't yet reached that stage. I'm not THAT GOOD.
...yet.I have hand cramps from playing. Worse than giving a half-hour handjob ( Read more... ) -
get thee behind me, photosmart.
Now that there is no more camera in my life, I'm finding more and more things to take pictures of. Scenes I heartily wish to document via photography are slipping by.
And Mr. HP Photosmart sits there,
Looking at me,
Taunting me.
He sits there on the shelf with his broken parts and laughs.
So I put him in the drawer ( Read more... )
