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[chaucer_volante]

As usual, not much time to write. But since, in an impressive publicity stunt, my opponent has logged a new record of the most comments on any LJ post in the Eupheme crew, it's about time I posted my own campaign platform.

As your new Student Body Representative, I will:

- surveye y'all's needes, fairlie and comprehensive

- conveye them in voce

Comments

[playful_jane]

Thank you for your support, Jeff. I shall accordingly publicly announce my support for you as well (If I haven't done so already. I rather can't remember at the moment). I really hope you win, if only so you'll be working fewer hours.

[alex_pope]

The promise of a film/book critic column in the Negability Times upon my election still stands.

You've bought my vote.

[eliza_phelp]

Your votes are surprisingly easy to buy, Alex.

[playful_jane]

Jeff, I think I have good news. Possibly. Eliza and some boy named Bakunin have just surpassed Marlowe. And seem to still be at it.

[eliza_phelp]

Oh yeah. I pwned that bitch.

[francie_hodgson]

I cannot believe this. You endorse me, but you also endorse my competition? What the heck are you doing?

I would totally understand abstaining if you couldn't decide who would be the better candidate, but that's not what's going on, is it? You're hedging your bets. You want to be in favor with whoever wins. A true politician, no principles but what best serves your own interests. Well, okay then. I understand you better now.

But I like you less.

[eliza_phelp]

Guess that's what they call politics, bitch.

[chaucer_volante]

Oh Phelp, you so crazy.

[eliza_phelp]

Thank you.

[joey_conrad]

Thanks for the endorsment (umm G dawg?) . . . gulp . . . even though i'm not quite sure what I've gotten myself into throwing my hat into the ring. Well, should be an interesting election at the least.

[eliza_phelp]

For some reason I just pictured myself attacking you and tearing you to shreds, complete with the gloppy sounds of your gore slapping against the floor.

Nice to meet you!

[joey_conrad]

Hey man, attacking the resident nerd is a low blow!

Nice to meet you too . . . gulp . . .