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What up my nyzzels and byzzels? Juste checking in to give propes too my favorite month of the yeere: Aprill is heere, freendes, and I, lyke many of ye, have ne hadde an thynge to saye for a goode hwile. Y wrote a schorte songe about Aprill but am to embarrassed to print it heere. My mother, sche lykes it -- I rede it to her as a farewelle gyfte ( Read more... ) -
promotin'
Who worked his pale arse off this whole month despite a whole new emploi du temps at Eupheme and a hella ridiculous workload?
Who finally got his today when Liz Berg herself (congresswoman who I intern for, I aint sayin' she a golddigger but) came to his cubicle and said "Good work Jeff" (knew my name ( Read more... ) -
But a Dream
Fifty Cent says:
It's elementarie
Lyfe is butte a dreme
Ye knowe, rowe rowe youre boate
Youre blode forms a streme
...and so on. Kind of morbid, that Fitty. But it sounds sometimes like he's been reading De Consolatio Philosophiae too. It's written by this dude on death row, and it's kind of fucking with my head and all. Weird dreams. I know ( Read more... ) -
Two to tha oh to tha oh to the sixe
No tyme to spelle chek. Just feyling thoghtfulle. It's thisse booke Y am redeing... more on thisse latere ( Read more... ) -
As a B
busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy ( Read more... ) -
Chill
Tha peuple talke to Chaucer like they know me
Saye theye, "Be you an mad hot-headed homeye"
Methinks fyres start I neath Chris, George or Bill
A lot I playe, but deep inside I'm chill:
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Four Surprises
No time to post for reals, nizzles, but I got four GC exclusives comin' at ya that couldn't wait:
The first:
You will get laid online
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The Gay Deceiver
I'm posting at work, which is bad. But it's better than being frozen in ice, which I think is kind of better than being immersed in excrement. Lovecraft, maybe when Marlowe becomes the new Prime Mover of our universe we can work out some sort of deal -- I mean, your position is supposed to be more privileged than mine, but I think you kinda got ( Read more... ) -
CHAUCER PWNS MARLOWE
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Since the election is going so well (keep talking, Marlowe, I'll just sit back and watch), and since I'm (surprise) low on time, I'm going to freestyle (not drop rhymes -- put your drawers back on, ladies -- I'mma just riff un peu in prose) about the houseguest from hell, who just finally left chez Chaucer ( Read more... )