As usual, not much time to write. But since, in an impressive publicity stunt, my opponent has logged a new record of the most comments on any LJ post in the Eupheme crew, it's about time I posted my own campaign platform.

As your new Student Body Representative, I will:

- surveye y'all's needes, fairlie and comprehensive

- conveye them in voce ( Read more... )

Weird dreams lately on everyone's part, maybe it's the ghost of Roberts... or the presence of the new new girl. "Ladies love cool Jeff"... but I don't know what y'all are tripping about, I've been having weird dreams since my first week ( Read more... )

Gotta be fast, I'm at my internship, am supposed to be doing data entry but shit holy shit Roberts holy Christ ( Read more... )

I'm not supposed to be posting this often, you guys. Dammit. No time, no time, no time.

But after Aphra's post, not to mention Em D's, I decided it was time to stop waiting on this bitch and 86 him right here. I'll let y'all do the math:

( throwin' down wit the summary )

As I said, I don't have the time to post too much no more, but -- to the anonymous posterI've figured out who you are. And I will out your ass at the dance -- in verse -- unless you'd like to work out a deal that will embarrass you less (and you know I have a knack for embarrassing people.) My e-mail address is available on the Eupheme contact ( Read more... )

It seems I've missed a good deal of action now that I've got detention to add to my worries. I guess that's fair. Had a good talk with Dad about all this, and... yeah ( Read more... )

Back in the dizzay, people just lived together and ate nuts and berries and shit and didn't get all ambitious, or get carried away and compete, or worry about money, or war...

...but then they saw some pretty stones on the riverbed. EJ, EJ, E-dawg, Brontaaaay, why oh why don't I ever listen!? After my very first post you told me:

The teachers ( Read more... )

Just wanted to re-post, as exit polls tell me there hasn't been much change in vote-age recently:

"Hey, Jeff! What's in it for me if I cast my Homecoming vote on the Chaucer-Hodgson ticket"I'm glad you asked, William or George or what-have-you. A vote for Jeff and Francie is a vote for our school. If we're elected, you can expect ( Read more... )

My boss remembered my name today. And I kept my promise to His Holiness, though maybe not very skillfully, and maybe not by FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT. Whatever, I'm a nightbird.

Other stuff happened too, today. The dance suddenly seems unimportant. And yet.

And yet. A certain incredibly attractive couple will be attending said dance - one is a ( Read more... )

I will continue to follow dear Em's advice: even as my character is slandered and schytten upon I will keep my own ill will on the low ( Read more... )