Comments | checkoutpandora: 001- Wrong place, worst time, in-fucking-deed.

checkoutpandora

001- Wrong place, worst time, in-fucking-deed.

Feb 27, 2011 12:50

[At first when the feed comes on, it's to a lot of dramatic sighing... And some tapping on the PCD, because what the hell is this fuckery. All of this is said in the most congenial tone ever.]

Okay. You got me. I'm in that freaky "Lucifer wins, everyone dies" reality, right? Yeah- saw it, already. Skipped ahead in the history textbook, remember? Don ( Read more... )

[!] tricksters don't get tricked, [!] family matters... no really it does, [!] unimpressed with your fuckery

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[Video] dreams_are_mine February 27 2011, 18:57:19 UTC

[There's a little girl on screen, looking and sounding rather dubious. Considering Gabriel's tirade it's easy enough to come to the conclusion she does. She's not entirely surprised, not even disappointed, but confirmation would be nice.]

You're an angel?

[Video] checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 20:13:58 UTC

Brilliant leap in logic, princess. What gave me away? Was it the wings- oh wait.

[Video] dreams_are_mine February 27 2011, 20:22:15 UTC

Not everything here is biblical.

[Video] checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 20:38:59 UTC

Huh. So that's what that overwhelming sense of 'everything I know is a lie's' all about.

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[Text] dark_thespian February 27 2011, 19:01:36 UTC

I'm afraid it isn't that simple, sir. You're stuck within another world - rather one that mixed all of them together. We haven't been able to find a way out.

[Text] checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 20:15:36 UTC

Oh, is that all? For a second there, I thought I was actually boned.

[Video] dark_thespian February 27 2011, 21:12:50 UTC

That remains to be seen, but this place is controlled by beings calling themselves the Animus. They can take away memories as it pleases them, as far as I know. I haven't been here as long as some.

[Video] checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 21:46:42 UTC

Perfect. Just when I thought I didn't have enough controlling gods in my life, I get more. It's my lucky friggin' day.

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[Video] tophsmash February 27 2011, 19:11:31 UTC

Just so you know...nothing you said made any sense.

[Video] checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 20:17:13 UTC

It would've made sense if I was actually in contact with the mothership.

[Video] tophsmash February 27 2011, 20:21:11 UTC

Well you're no in contact with this mothership thing, so you're just talking gibberish right now.

[Video] checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 20:30:08 UTC

I'm glad you're four steps ahead of me. It saves me from doing so much thinking.

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[Video] marsfireignite February 27 2011, 19:15:28 UTC

[...

Congratulations, Gabriel, you made Rei laugh.]

[Video] checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 20:18:21 UTC

I know, I know. I'm a master of comedy. But, can we skip to the part where someone has an explanation that makes sense?

[Video] marsfireignite February 27 2011, 20:22:04 UTC

Lucy, I like that, that's all.

You're in Adstringendum now. You're not in your world and it's not Lucifer's fault.

[Video] checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 20:25:53 UTC

Got that memo, already. I'd ask how you know Lucifer, but that's like asking "are you familiar with Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior?"

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permavideo fulsifortuna February 27 2011, 19:33:15 UTC

[Because she's so good at disregarding a ton of important details-]

If your radio is broken, I'm sure someone can help you fix it! I could help, even- I'm pretty good at putting stuff back together, if I do say so myself.

checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 20:19:20 UTC

[And the... Award for most nonsensical comment he has gotten thus far goes to...]

....You were the brightest in your class, weren't you?

fulsifortuna February 27 2011, 20:24:19 UTC

Class? Oh, like in school? [Le shrug] I haven't been yet.

checkoutpandora February 27 2011, 20:28:05 UTC

Color me shocked. [A beat] It's not that kinda radio, precious.

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