fuck the crew

[cherrylips_]

oh yeah. so, what is up with people stabbing me in the back lately? i mean, is it some kind of trend i never picked up on, like the time everyone started wearing those stupid smiley face tshirts with their tongues sticking out or wearing dumb hats? i swear i was the only one in fourth grade that didn't wear that bullshit. my mom bought me one but

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[just_4_you]

i would never stab my cousin in the back.
peace ::throws up the peace sign and distorts my face to look like a retarded chipmunk::
oh god if you ever see me do that, get a gun, and shoot me.

[cherrylips_]

i would just hit you with a bat, and you would lock me in the garage when i go to look for the said bat and then i will become very angry.

much too much information

[pet_tapeworm]

In the progressively atavistic doldrums of "suburbia" it seems this behavior is all too common. It's comes as no surprise to myself, as gossip and such activities are theorized to have arisen from the same needs that draw communities of chimpanzees to social grooming practices to maintain group cohesiveness. So it seems you've been victimized by this generation whose grandparents/or parents had flocked to suburbia in hopes of raising a family away from the vastly impersonal forces present in the city life; leaving their children to be spoon fed and raised by the iconic images and socially paradoxical content provided by television and/or mainstream media as well as putting their kids in daycares and in the hands of poorly funded public education providers while they leave their respective hometowns at the same time every morning to their high paying jobs located in adjacent cities. This lack of continuity in a child's upbringing leads to a lack of social identity and thus an overall state of insecurity in the individual. In my own

Re: much too much information

[cherrylips_]

wow nick, your intellectual superior comments always always, for lack of a better phrase, blow my mind. We need to make a zine in which we only complain about our society. It would have to include (of course) furries and we can give advice to shallow chimpanzee-esque moorparkians who are exploding with shit and suffering from too many STDs. Jeremiah will of course be included in this plan and he will have a section for politically incorrect comics. The best part of this plan will be the section we use for slamming people who probably have an extra chromosome or need to undergo triple bipass surgery because they share too much of a resemblance to a walrus, elephant, hermit crab... etc.
thank you nick, for that extremely entertaining comment

[theallen]

tschüß britt