oh yeah. so, what is up with people stabbing me in the back lately? i mean, is it some kind of trend i never picked up on, like the time everyone started wearing those stupid smiley face tshirts with their tongues sticking out or wearing dumb hats? i swear i was the only one in fourth grade that didn't wear that bullshit. my mom bought me one but ( Read more... )

So myspace is totally sweet because I get friend requests from total goobers. Logging in is like opening up Pandora's box, if Pandora's box was an internet service full of total goobers. Every day the internet shits in my hand. It's beautiful.

Here is where you come in. Help me decide the fate of these fine fellas who have attempted to add me:


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So I stumbled across this website for a book called "Cooking to Hook Up " which is about what you should cook in order to get you laid in bed. At least that was my take on the subject. But that didn't matter, because they had this quiz for "What kind of girl are you?" and I immediately started cracking up about it. Because I could just imagine some ( Read more... )

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lately i have been relying on chex cereal, wheat thins, and diet coke to keep me alive. my stomach is a cerea; VIP club. i figure i am preparing myself for when i get my studio apartment with ali and spend all my money on a hot pink couch and matching roller skates and then have to eat ramen noodles and corn cereal while i fix my leaking roof with ( Read more... )

acquired old army sweater, have been wearing it incessantly for the last week. scream, "you'll have to pry it from my cold, lifeless hands!" when your mother suggests washing said sweater because you know she secretly means to throw it out. think about how when you and ali grow up your closets are going to be so full of reindeer, snowman, horse, ( Read more... )

I almost shaved my head the other day, but now I decided I am never going to cut my hair again:

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