Does it make sense to put huge pictures of fat hairy spiders on bottles of anti-spider spray or websites that offer this product ( Read more... )

Will banging my head loudly against the desk screaming 'WANKER! WANKER! WANKER!' over and over again make the Guardian, or hell, the rest of the world aware that this man is the most over rated person alive ( Read more... )

Had a pretty unremarkable week, not much out of the usual.

We've booked a holiday, as in actually paid a deposit and booked a holiday. This is highly unusual for us, since we usually make plans and never bother going through with them, but no, we decided that if we didn't book it well in advance, we'd never get around to going. We're going for a ( Read more... )

As long as I don't have to watch any of his films...

I love Jackie Chan

http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1818190,00.html

Really, I do.

Ugh, I just want to sleep. But the pox won't let me. I know I'll feel so much better, but I still can't sleep. I'm nearly fully recovered, except for my throat and glands being really swollen and I've still not got my voice back ( Read more... )

Oh Ethan ( Read more... )

( I'm confused )

Well, yes, the wedding was lots and lots of fun. Watching it, I kind of thought 'I wish my wedding could have been like this', but it was more to do with the big reception afterward. I wish we'd had enough money to take all of our friends and family out for food and booze, because we had such a different and great night. Liz looked very beautiful, ( Read more... )

I've just done that myheritage celebrity face recognition thingy on a picture of Carl and guess which celebrities he resembles?

Stalin and Coolio.

I think this is dead funny.

What, what, what is all this I read about the lead singer of Keane being a coke fiend ( Read more... )