my homework is to research the aberdeen Bestiary, which is a really old manuscript made by monks 900 years back....... it was handwritten in ink on animal flesh (im pretty sure) but its like an encyclopedia of animals...... but its amazing ( Read more... )

im gonna join a club at uni!!! i know this involves spending more time at uni then necessary but its gonna be more valuable than anything i could learn from other classes! Im joining the trampolining club!! The boast that they can teach you the important skill of bouncing on your head! i dont quite understand but i guess i will find out ( Read more... )

i think my cat hooped himself in the ass, hahaha.
Dan came through this morning and Salem jumped off the foot of my bed to greet him........the stupid cat forgot my bed was 6ft in the air (he limped off with his usual noncalance)!
Since i came back from work his miaw has been sounding a little fractured, can a cat break his miaw?

yeah... so walking down rosemount and a pizza boy fell out of the sky....... he toooootally did (many can vouch) .....it was so strange. Maybe we were supposed to catch him or something (i think he was alright....the pizza seemed to break his fall). But whist everyone was still in shock he jumped to his feet and ran away like a startled bunny. ( Read more... )

im all sorted for uni on monday....... organization is MINE! it will only be a few weeks into the course before my systematic plodding slip on the banana skin of "i cant be arsed" and the whole thing lands on its ass (infront of some cute guy im trying to impress no doubts)......but till then ....organization is mine yay ( Read more... )

Yay my picture is ace!! i look like such a posing twat, thankyou sheenypoo. My deoderant is soooooooo lame, it's slogan which is proudly brandished accross the front of the bottle is "So Effective You Could Even Skip A Day"......ITS SUCKY! Who came up with that? and i hope thy got their underworked ass kicked for it!! But what made it worse is ( Read more... )

yay, new pic....just wanting to check it works

Had a dream about a big blob of malignantly pustulating, cancer-cramed hamster (gave me the wiggans!)......nooooo! I went straight to Dynamo to see if she was okay, after detaching the biting little ball of fury from my hand (early morning?) I concluded that she was fine. The day can only improve, going to work now to play the "miaw" game with ( Read more... )

wehey my first post......look forward to my drunken waffelings......watch this space.....(and many ........'s)