( More sexual hi-jinx from the sextips community )

( Yes, even sammitches have thoughts of a sexual nature )

Texans Chip in to Rescue Stranded Chicken-Hypnotist ( Read more... )

OK. I saw another commercial for the new Chicken Whopper at Burger King ( Read more... )

So yeah, there's this new chicken sammitch around. The Chicken Whopper at BK ( Read more... )

Awww shit!!

I've been running around all over the place, and have managed to thwart Mayor McCheese's attempts to get me to come back to McDonaldland. Well, fuck that.

Anyways, I got extremely baked today, as it was 4/20. I almost ate myself.

Has anybody missed me?

Even chicken sandwiches get tired after the daily grind.

I think I'm going to sleep now.

They still haven't found me.

I was chatting with the Magic Crystal Ball on Yahoo Messenger again, and I'm so excited.

I asked it, "Will I ever have that three-way with Ashley and Mary Kate that I've been wishing for since Full House debuted?"

And the crystal ball said. "It is certain."

*bliss*

Duck (my boyfriend)is seriously considering him "donating" his testicles to science. University of Louisville has started doing this and they give the guys prosthetic balls and pay the donators about $2500 a ball. We don't really want to have kids anyway, if anything we might adopt when we get older.
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So I hear that Russia is banning chicken imports from America.

Russia, which is the biggest market for US poultry, imported around a million tonnes of poultry, mainly chicken and turkey meat, in 2001, according to the Moscow representative for the US poultry export body, Albert Davleyev ( Read more... )