Hmm. I fear for you in this sodaxperiment. You've probably got the worst of it behind you, but take caution. These sodas...they're not of this Earth, not...NATURAL. Turkey was never meant to be carbonated. It is an adaptation which would in no way better allow the turkey to survive. The turkey did not say "Oh, crap, here come those pilgrims with their shiny buckles and big hats. Let me use my carbon dioxide bubble-filled blood to effervesce the hell out of here." It just didn't happen. It just isn't RIGHT.
At least there was no actual turkey in the soda. But if it wasn't turkey...what was it, Jeffrey? What was it...?
I feared it could be the fabled Tofurkey, but alas, it 'twas not. I'm thinking it was just bottled sweat and hot dog water from Stu and his NYC hot dog cart, respectively.
Perhaps if you basted the turkey in this soda, it would become carbonated. Can you imagine chewing on delightful, carbonated meat. The tenderness, the succulence, the fizziness! It would be so easy to market it to the novelty community... for about a month.
So I had a simmilar experience with the Turkey flavored soda. My friends and I find that if you mix the foul flavors of stuffing a nd turkey sodas together you get an almost flavorless taste. Go figure
How dare you forget mejessblockNovember 29 2005, 08:46:42 UTC
Jeffey, you look like an old man. You never told me anything about yourself, like that bigshot engineering degree job and the hot GF. Like whether you still go to shows and listen to the cutting edge of old formerly-hip music. Or any of a vast array of other things that may or may not be true.
Ah, in my old time-wasting days, I knew you quite well. I don't use the computer machine for much other than school-related email, taking attendance and entering grades into the electronic grade book these days.
You look like an old man. Imagine how unrecognizable to me you would have been if we never talked when you moved away in 9th grade. Go ahead, imagine!
Re: How dare you forget mechildmulletstnNovember 29 2005, 18:38:10 UTC
It's funny you make that observation, because I've also been told I act like an old man. I get annoyed when I have to pay for trivial things like parking and avoid shopping malls because of the punk-ass, ignorant kids-- well, and the fact that there isn't anything there that I would buy... Everytime I go to the damned mall, awls I see are 13 year-old girls who want emulate their favorite pop stars by dressing up like hookers... and then their dumb parents strut with them proudly, chests out as though to say, "LOOK! Look at my beautiful daughter spawned from the sexy juices of my jib." I tells ya... It's like they want to entice pedophiles to rape them or something
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Re: How dare you forget mechildmulletstnNovember 29 2005, 18:50:03 UTC
Oh, yeah...
I'll still go to shows occasionally, but not nearly as frequently as I did when I got into them for free because of the radio connections. My sleeping schedule doesn't really permit it either. I might go to 2 or 3 a month...
I don't have as much time to listen to music as I did back in college. There haven't been a large number of albums that have enthralled me this year other than the 2 Akron/Family releases. Most of the crap I listen to is from the late 70's/early 80's.
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And dude, why'd you make a whole dish for work? you could supply the entire dinner in one fell swoop. Just show up with a case of Jones!
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At least there was no actual turkey in the soda. But if it wasn't turkey...what was it, Jeffrey? What was it...?
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Perhaps if you basted the turkey in this soda, it would become carbonated. Can you imagine chewing on delightful, carbonated meat. The tenderness, the succulence, the fizziness! It would be so easy to market it to the novelty community... for about a month.
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You never told me anything about yourself, like that bigshot engineering degree job and the hot GF.
Like whether you still go to shows and listen to the cutting edge of old formerly-hip music.
Or any of a vast array of other things that may or may not be true.
Ah, in my old time-wasting days, I knew you quite well. I don't use the computer machine for much other than school-related email, taking attendance and entering grades into the electronic grade book these days.
You look like an old man. Imagine how unrecognizable to me you would have been if we never talked when you moved away in 9th grade.
Go ahead, imagine!
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I'll still go to shows occasionally, but not nearly as frequently as I did when I got into them for free because of the radio connections. My sleeping schedule doesn't really permit it either. I might go to 2 or 3 a month...
I don't have as much time to listen to music as I did back in college. There haven't been a large number of albums that have enthralled me this year other than the 2 Akron/Family releases. Most of the crap I listen to is from the late 70's/early 80's.
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