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[childofelessar]

*sniffle*

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*wail*

Comments

[arwenundomiel]

mummy thinks your elfboobies are perfect! look how symmetrical they are!

[childofelessar]

But one is higher up than the other!

[arwenundomiel]

darling, that's only because you're slouching. your elfboobies are divine.

[childofelessar]

Are you suuuure? What if my bad elfboobie gene is passed onto my kiddies and they have wonky boobies? *panics*

*ponders* Maybe I will have them sliced open and plastic shoved inside them and then get them sewn up again. I saw that operation on TV once!
Boobies go reeeeeeeally stretchy when they get cut open.