*sniffle*

...

*wail*

( WALDO HAS IMPERFECT ELFBOOBIES!!! )

I AM CHANGING MY NAME, OK?!?!?!

From now on you must call me

WALDO

so there.

I have new icons. Go me!

Daddy is ALIVE!!!
That makes me way happy. :)

I am going on a walk. Because that's the correct thing to do. In winter. When I am very frail and stuff. But anyway.

*walkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalkwalk-STOP*


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It appears that I am alive. I have a new job.

I prance around in Gondor singing YMCA (Yes, I do the dance too.) until people take pity on the poor crazed lunatic princess and give me food, money and other things to my liking. :)

Some guy gave me a COFFEE MACHINE!!! Except, being as I have no house and stuff, I lug it around with me and never use ( Read more... )

*runs away from her being mean*

*runs straight off a cliff*

...

*makes sweet sweet love to anborn*
*fucks like a bunny*
*like a horse*
*a dog*
*lizard*
*and a mouse*

Dear anbornLet us eat pizza, but like on that advert. The one with the german pizza, and them people are eating teeny tiny slices of pepperoni piza with shiny silver forks, on a bridge. A big green metal one. Buuuut, there are no big green metal bridges around here, to my knowledge. Therefore we will have to eat pizza like fuckwads somewhere else ( Read more... )

( I have a new outfit... )

I've been ordered to update by mun of my sister.

I think there might be something wrong with my dog.

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