Fuck I'm old!!!

Here I am at home, listening to The Beatles and shopping for Golf cleets online.

And with my latest affinity for chasing after 19-20 year old sorority girls, I'm shaping up into Oakland County's sexiest weird old guy.

Hoo fucking ray and some shit.

I have had entirely too many epiphanies in the past two years. For once I would like to have absolutely no clue what is true or what may be coming.

brunig intothe niughti

too manyt poeles making to many porblams

thisd isthe worls we livm in

my genERESHUNJ WILL MKAE IOTRIHGT

DISTRUBED AJND MGDS ISD PIMPE

Did you ever listen to someone say something unkind about you while you were drunk, only to realize that while you're in fact drunk and you're intelligent enough to see that said person is the one who is ignorant? I did.

WHAT THE FUCK ( Read more... )

Jesus Herbert Christ ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I put something of substance on here, mostly because I couldn't trust those who read it to keep the bullshit to a minimum. But fuck all ( Read more... )

nothing like breaking the walls down and doing as I please.

Ya know I've spent quite a bit of time thinking about this freakin day and I come up with one simple statement to sum up my feelings towards it...

Fuck Valentines Day, Fuck it in it's tight hallmark ass!

That is all.

It's just great when you think something is starting to move along and get pretty good

and then just gets all fucked up.

Freakin outstanding!