I have mandated that all who have pissed me off ever shall

Narffle the Garftok!

Now if you can figure out where that came from, I'll give you a gold star!!

ya know....they should really bold the text on the back of the condom box that says "not 100% effective against CONCEPTION".

There went my youth, or what was left of it.

Wow, tis been a long time since I've updated ( Read more... )

This letter is to all that know me and know Lindsay. There has been quite a bit of “drama” flowing around in the past few days and though I don’t think I need to straighten some things out I’m going to anyway. I don’t know why, but there is something in the back of my head that says it’s the right thing. I don’t know where to start so I guess I’ll ( Read more... )

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::MAKES MOST EVIL LAUGH IMAGINABLE::

many said it could not be done but i have done it. now to see what happens. more on this at 11.

well I have a new love in my life. Her name is Emily. She is absolutly beautiful, sounds great, and I love to play her. She feels soooo much better than the old one. The weight isn't too much either. I thought my fingers were to small and pudgy to play her but that has proven to be quite false. Holding her feels soo much better than when I held the ( Read more... )

***If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
(Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be.) ***

this one is just for katie. NAG.

http://www.wimp.com/fingers/

So here is what I propose, this Valentines day those of us who are single come over to my place and we all have a movie night perhaps even with some booze involved. Yes, only single people as it is pointless otherwise. Those who would like to come please tell me asap so that I can make the plans.