1: i am uncomfortable with male contact.
2: peperoni and chease

so, the road trip is over, for the most part. we got to chicago and found an apartment. it's pretty small, so it's a good thing laura likes playing tetris with large objects. we move in on thursday, so i'm hoping our stuff doesn't come any earlier, because if it does we'll have to wait like 3 weeks. that's a pretty long time to sleep on an air ( Read more... )

i almost forgot. don't ask for the potato chips on a jetblue flight. they're made of fucking beets and vegetables! who do these fuckers think they are. also, i remember now that i was really annoyed by this guy on a bus today. he was playing air-guitar like he knew what he was doing. i was watching him and thinking, so you're listening to a ( Read more... )

wow, i'm worn the shit out. last night i flew to d.c. for a meeting this morning, and i just got back home. it's pretty amazing that a regular person can travel ~1000 miles in less than one day and even have a lot of time to walk around so much that he gets real chafed, crotch-stylee. gross ( Read more... )

because i'm not defending it any more. it's my last day in uniform today. it's a little weird i guess. i think it's weird leaving your first job, especially this one.

dear osama:
don't think you're off the hook, asshole. if i see you, i'll still punch you right in the fucking face.

wow, i just realized that i'll be leaving my job in 7 days!!!1! i haven't even started out-processing yet, so i'll probably spend a lot of my off time doing that stuff. i've really got a lot of actual job related stuff to get finished which probably won't happen.

i guess it's time to start taking my books home...

fuck everybody, because i got a job. here's the link. i'm pretty pumped since it's a good approximation of my ideal job ( Read more... )

i did the zombie lurch today. i forgot to take my camera, but fortunately, hundreds of other people didn't.

there's me, on the left. that girl next to me had a sign that said, "will work for brains" and she cleaned car windows.
there's jimmie

pretty sweet.

so i quit smoking recently. it's a real drag. it's a lot like losing a friend, except that you know he's around, you just really, really can't talk to him ( Read more... )

wow, so i just got set up with an interview at that toy company. i'm really excited, but i'm also nervous that they'll have filled the job by the time i get there. it's not until june ( Read more... )