Hello! Once again in spite of promises it has been a while.

I am writing because I am taking part in Armpits4August and the response has been shamefully underwhelming. I'm cross and upset because GEEZ over the last 5 or so years (3 of which I have been stoney broke) I have easily given about £100 to various friends participating in Movember. Even ( Read more... )

My cousin visited his mum's house, having been told off by her for spending £184 on his mobile trying to contact his dad (who lives in London and has a new family) with a broken wrist and one eye that wouldn't open (not swollen, I think like stroke victim closed) and admitted he had taken lithium ( Read more... )

I bought a mooncup! Like freakin' ages ago after talking about them since 2007. I got scared by the size thing and it's a worry of mine (so much worry have I) that I have a bucket vagina. Of course I don't, or not by Mooncup standards because I'm under 30 and have never given birth, once I turn 30 it will be impressive that I don't engulf a chair ( Read more... )

For Squeamish Bikini I recently dug out my old diaries. One is from when I was 19 and I had forgotten a tonne of stuff about my 19th (or 20th really, isn't it?...Isn't it? yes.) I suppose conveniently because it was not a good year. It was good as in I was still young but wasn't able to recognise that because I was too depressed to get out of bed ( Read more... )

Recently for my site I had to make some queries about male virginity. I was considering giving it to another site but they said they demand exclusivity and it's an idea and so on I came up with myself and is kind of personal to me so I might sacrifice I small rise in stats for ownership.

It got me talking to someone I used to speak to every single ( Read more... )

Aw do you remember when I went through a phase of having really vivid dreams, recalling them in the morning and sharing them with you? Of course you do ( Read more... )

It's been a while. I think my last post was about trying to start this up again. Since I started Squeamishbikini.com I keep feeling like I would like to write something personal about me rather than a write up about policy or celebrity.

Then I saw geeky_monkey mention on his Twitter he was feeling all kinds of nostalgia for LJ and back he came to the LJ fold. ( Read more... )

I got my haircut. I think my hairdresser is pissed at me or something. I said "please give me a fringe" from the result it looks like she heard "Do you remember the BBC version of Narnia? Make me look like Lucy Pevensie meets Friar Tuck ( Read more... )

"All I need is an onion, a bit of bread, and a bottle of red ( Read more... )

I am returned to Brighton. Since the office move my new commute is the dread First Capital Connect Bedford train to City Thameslink. Which gives me an hour and a half to nap on the way there and about 45 minutes to glare at all those with seats on the way back as I consider getting one of those Baby on Board badges (apparently you don't need to ( Read more... )