Hmm.. today, I have suffered a small setback in my attempt to take over the worlds media. As some of you will know (well, those who have a memory LONGER than that of a goldfish), I recently managed to get an article published in the popular media* and have also been on the radio on several occasions. Today was one of those occasions. As I made my ( Read more... )

Hmm... am fed up at work, so thought I'd do this!

smoked a cigarette
smoked a cigar On my second wedding day
smoked a joint Weirdly enough, it sobvered me up! Preferred to take it in a bolognaise!
crashed someone's car Mine!
stolen a car
been in love
been dumped
been fired (assuming redundancy counts!)
been in a fist fight The most boring fight in ( Read more... )

It's time I introduced you to one of my biggest pet hates.... BT Mobile (not to be confused with O2). Never in my life have I come across such a complete bunch of useless, dimwitted, poorly organised fuckwits... Now this is a bold statement, seeing as I have worked for the NHS, a local council AND been a Bristish Gas customer ( Read more... )

I ache.... I've probably walked more in the last couple of days, than I did in 2004 ( Read more... )

They were together in the House ( Read more... )

As promised, this is Marley, who I hope to be picking up next Friday.


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Have just had the (cute) animal rescue centre inspector round to check my place out before they'll let me take a dog home...

She took one look at my fence and said 'Hmmmm... if anyone asks, it's 4ft tall, ok?'

:-)

Should be able to pick up MArley in a little over a week... Photo to follow at the weekend! :-)

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
2. Go to Google images and search for that word.
3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).
4. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same.

Is it worth saying 'be gentle'? ;-)

Now, as you know, I have two friends who work in journalism... so I thought the odds of their name being published in a 'major' newspaper was a LOT higher than mine.... see page 44 of todays Mirror...

:-)