after a very small debate with myself I've decided that the worst feeling in the world is when you take a hot shower on a hot day, put on your clothes too quickly, an dhave that weird, swaty, clammy, feeling for the rest of the day. I'm pretty sure it doesn't get worse than that ( Read more... )

Last night I spent an unfortunate amount of time pretending my rolled up napkin was a large cigar. from there i pretended that my fork, knife, keys, and beer mug were also cigars and/or doobies. not only did this lead to krista,matty (and most of all michelle) to think im dumb, but it also made me wonder how many times eric and i have pretended to ( Read more... )

every morning on my walk to work i see such an odd group of individuals. i see them every morning... and sometimes ithink we have an unspoken bond. maybe on monday morning i will introduce myself to all of them ( Read more... )

could this be the untimely end of Annie?

I think not. Annie is a warrior. She's tough and never backs down. To make Annie submit, you're gonna have to set her on fire or crush her into a cube... and even then she won't give you teh satisfaction of giving up.

So, i say naye. this will NOT be the end of Annie.

I was just sitting here thinking... trying to think of the last time rob schneider made me laugh. that's a toughy...

here's a music video i think is nice.

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so I have no plans for the next 7 days... outside of work, that is. any suggestions?

( pointless )

closed and gone forever.

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sometimes i catch myself daydreaming about what three wishes i would make if i ever encoutnered a genie in a lamp. (which finally explains why i often get thrown out of antique shops for rubbing things). either way, here's what i would wish for today ( Read more... )

As I've stated many times before: The best part about my new job is how i get to take the bus every single day. or, well, most days ( Read more... )

I will NEVER understand why people have such trouble opening the doors on city buses. There's a yellow strip that says "press yellow strip to open" and every single day i see at least one person fail to open the door, panic, and holler "back door" to the driver so he can open it remotely ( Read more... )