So i had about $10 worth of free starbucks liquid chocolate today. Some say that chocolate simply wasn't meant to be sipped and to them I say bah! It has been sipped in the past and has been reintroduced in all of its smooth, velvety glory. A big thanks to liquid chocolate for coating my insides with goodness
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Thank you all for your support in my new found profession. I've decided that instead of having a traditional clown name, I will instead refer to myself with a series of screeching noises followed by a primal scream. I have found that this elicits the most profound reactions in the children. It is only by first knowing pure terror that one can truly
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So i've been hired to perform as a clown at children's birhtday parties. Balloon animals, magic tricks, face painting...all that fun stuff. I need help picking out a name for myself so if anyone has any...let me know. (serious submissions only)
I'd like to start off by saying that a scoop of free ice cream is a good idea. I would also like to say that eating six scoops of free ice cream can be dangerous
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Our cat thinks hes a badass and likes to pick fights. Unfortunately he loses these fights and injures himself in the process. The cat has been bitten several times and now has an abcess that causes pain and grouchyness due to one of these bites. It will cost $400 dollars to mend our wounded friend but even at that cost he won't get pneumatic legs
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