I had a dream last night about auditioning at Juilliard. They told me I needed to review my translations and not bounce so much when I sing.

So I'm reviewing my translations right now. I can take a subconscious hint.

A Facebook weirdness:
I looked at this one guy's profile. He's in a group called "The Sexaholics and Nymphos of Southwestern University." His girlfriend is in the group "Abstinence Rocks! The Virgins of SU."

...does anybody else find something very funny and very wrong with this picture?

Karl visited again. My friend Chris saw him at breakfast a few days ago ( Read more... )

So I'm in French class. We're all down at the front having very simple conversations:
"Hello, Do you like to go to the movies?"
"Yes, do you like homework?"
"No, goodbye." The doors in the back of the lecture hall open and a group of ten or so people walk in. One of them stands out. The guy standing next to me says,
"Oh my God, that's _______." ( Read more... )

So there's this whole thing with the Vatican conducting a witch hunt, trying to ban all gay priests ( Read more... )

Here's something that confuses me about Southwestern.
I'll see lots of people around that look "boho" or "neo-hippie" or "earth-friendly." You know what I'm talking about -- Tevas, beaded jewelry, vintage stuff, whatever. And then I happen upon their facebook profile to see:
Political views: Very Conservative
Interests: JESUS! Christianity
Favorite ( Read more... )

I have laryngitis right now, which means I basically can't speak and ( Read more... )

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The Rules of Naked Day ( Read more... )

Stories of an RA:
Preston and Mary, two residents, used to be an item. They broke up in ( Read more... )