Comments | christina_ricci: to the left and to the right, it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

christina_ricci

to the left and to the right, it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

Jun 06, 2005 13:16

New York, June 6th: By the Lack of Devil, I am empowered to instate my own post-feminism revolution. I, Christina "Funky Hill Fat Bottom" Ricci, will discontinue the mutilation of my face. No longer will I suffer the injustice of appeasing the current dernier cri. Today is my independence day. All tweezing objects have been discarded and replaced ( Read more... )

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j_rhysmeyers June 6 2005, 23:14:40 UTC

Christina!

christina_ricci June 6 2005, 23:49:02 UTC

You rang, Commander?

j_rhysmeyers June 6 2005, 23:50:05 UTC

Tell me you'll be in LA sometime this month.

christina_ricci June 6 2005, 23:51:13 UTC

I will be in Los Angeles this month. When will you be available to lavish me with attention?

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jonnyleemiller June 6 2005, 23:18:38 UTC

WELL HELLO CHRISTINA RICCI!

christina_ricci June 6 2005, 23:50:21 UTC

Hello Jonny Lee Miller. I plan to seduce you.

jonnyleemiller June 7 2005, 01:27:07 UTC

Haha, oh yeah? Well. You don't see me complaining. However, the randomness of your mission is tres amusant. You sure this isn't an episode of Punk'd : the UK edition?

christina_ricci June 7 2005, 01:30:52 UTC

I'm hardly one to succumb to sudden impulse. My decision was hardly random. You've been hand-picked. Now. Kindly reserve two days of your hectic schedule to muster the courage to proposition me, send scandalously beautiful flowers and a token of your appreciation.

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emily_mortimer June 7 2005, 00:03:23 UTC

I had a great time on Formula 51 with Sammy - I hope the money men can work things out - he's really great fun to work with!

christina_ricci June 7 2005, 00:05:31 UTC

It was a splendid film that I find myself watching more than is healthy. The man is a genius and very much look forward to the film.

emily_mortimer June 7 2005, 00:38:22 UTC

It was one of the more amusing films I've done. I hope to hear more about this project in the future!

c_a_moss June 7 2005, 00:27:03 UTC

I'm jealous of this new project. I don't know who I'd like to work with more, Sam, or you.

christina_ricci June 7 2005, 00:30:30 UTC

It would entirely depend on the context. I'm afraid I'll never be a convincing free-base addict.

c_a_moss June 7 2005, 00:34:06 UTC

I think you could pull off anything, given the proper time to prepare, Christina.

christina_ricci June 7 2005, 00:39:47 UTC

The work is narry my concern, Ms. Moss. I'd despise having to present myself as anything other than pristine.

marc_blucas June 7 2005, 14:12:10 UTC

That subject line just completely drew me in. ;)

christina_ricci June 10 2005, 05:38:24 UTC

Oh, Marc Blucas, why isn't this comment graced with an icon of your beautiful back?!

marc_blucas June 11 2005, 16:03:13 UTC

So that you could take a piggy back ride?

christina_ricci June 13 2005, 20:24:03 UTC

But, of course. Why else?