Customer: "I need two grilled chicken patties."
Me: "Just the meat?"
Customer: "Yes, that's right"
Me: *Rings it up*
Customer: "No, I don't need the sandwiches, I just need the meat."
Me: "That's what I'm doing. I have to ring it up as two plain sandwiches no bun."
Customer: "No! Just ring it up as two chicken patties!"
Me: "Sir, I can't. There is ( Read more... )

So, I saw Sarah for the first time in like a million years today. Interestingly enough, I saw her because I was giving her a ride to band. I was really nervous for whatever reason, and I totally didn't even recognize her house. It was very surreal. Anyway, I was afraid that it was going to be awkward on the way to band, so I basically blabbed about ( Read more... )

I've come to the conclusion that nostalgia is easily number one on my list of great feelings. Love is a close second, and taking a piss is probably in there as well, but you get the idea.

Here's to the future... again.

-chth

I was just hired as a sound guy for www.studiowidgets.com.

That's right, HIRED. I work on a job-by-job basis, making sound effects, jingles, background music, and anything audio-related. I get paid by the job, and I've already made 30 dollars (by paypal) for making a 3 second long chime for a clock program.

PWN.

-chth

Big long tough conversations with great endings.

I'm pretty much the happiest person in the world right now. Unless someone's getting married. Or becoming a father.

...you get the picture. Anyway, if you really care to know what I'm talking about, you can hit me up on AIM.

-chth

Ok, enough with the emofgt. I'm better now. But ( Read more... )

Have any of you out there in the Internet ever been hopelessly sad even though everything around you seems that it should make you happy? Yeah, me too.

I want to be happy. I'm not sad very often, and I'm not ready to make it a habit.

-chth

It has come to my attention that Mia Claxton- that's right, Mia Claxton- is interested in singing for 1 Minority. It has also come to my attention that we accepted her offer and she is now the official vocalist of 1 Minority.

I would also like to take this time to say HOLY FUCKING SHIT! MIA CLAXTON!That is all. Please return to your regularly ( Read more... )

Kim (Manager): "Where's your tie?"
Me: "It broke. I need a new one."
"How did it break?"
"Well, I strangled my mom with it, but when I burned the body I forgot to take it off."
"Ok, I'll have them order you a new one."
"Were you listening?"
"What?"

-chth

While I was driving home, I saw an "End Construction" sign. By itself.

-chth