For those of you not living in Chicago, we have been having some crazy weather; storms everyday since last Saturday ( Read more... )

and finished Harry Potter.  Brilliant.

EVERYBODY PLEASE SEE THE NEW MOVIE "SICKO"!!!!!

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Taxidermia
This was the 2nd most disgusting movie I have ever seen (next to Salo, 120 Day of Sodom.) This film shows men and women vomiting on screen, full frontal male nudity while masturbating (several times) and CUs of humans being disemboweled. This showed 250+lb couples fucking, in eating contests where they are shoveling lard into their ( Read more... )

The ItalianThis movie is about a six year old orphan in Russia who runs away on the eve of his adoption to a loving Italian family. He hits the streets to search for his real mother. The little kid in this film was so good: totally cute (almost as cute as little matthew in our movie, same kind of cute,) and very convincing. This movie is solid: ( Read more... )

Movies like Paris, Je T'aime are what the film festival is all about. This 20 scene movie takes place in Paris, each scene taking place in a different district of the city (much like how Chicago has Boy's Town, Lincoln Park, Old Town, etc.) Each scene is directed by a different director, and there were directors from all over the world ( Read more... )

Everyone, as someone who works in commercials, let me tell you that this sort of thing is done to almost everyone in every big-budget film, commercial, and magazine ( Read more... )

Maybe it is because it snowed last week and got super fucking cold (I had to wear long fucking underwear already,) maybe it is because I have had no energy, but I have fallen behind on these posts. So, here are my mini-reviews of the Chicago International Film Fest movies we have seen so far:

The BridgeA documentary about people who jumped to ( Read more... )

It took me 2 hours to get to work this morning. Apparently there was a "malfunction" in the form of a "power outage" on the brown line track at Sedgewick. So, they rerouted all southbound brown and purple line trains through the red line subway. So, at rush hour, ALL red, purple, and brown lines were using the same track ( Read more... )