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I can't believe that Bush won. Like I'm still in shock. How could that pompus homophobic asshole sorry excuse of a human being with stupid ass archaic close-minded KKK supported ideas win?! People with somewhat nice ideals voted for Nader (Nader supporter motto: "It was just one vote! One vote doesn't matter in the larger outcome! I believe in what ( Read more... )

Sooo speaking of flashbacks- guess who I saw the other day ( Read more... )

Ugh, one midterm down 2 more to go...it's like a never ending line of filling in bubbles! Bubbles are not my friends, but they are way better than writing a freaking paper on let's say- gorillas. I have one more paper to write as well, which is on mass communication in the media. Shit on a stick. Shitty sticky stick. Ok, that didn't make sense ( Read more... )

So I just voted via absentee ballot, and I was highly disappointed by my choice of nominees (haha like it's some award or something). Anyways after spending an afternoon with my Grandma, I've decided that in all her wisdomosity, that she should seriously be considered as a write in for your vote as persident. Here are the reason's why ( Read more... )

1. "Midnight Train to Georgia" Gladys Knight and the Pips
2. "Blackhole Sun" Soundgarden
3. "Hotel California" The Eagles
4. "Stairway to Heaven" Led Zepplin
5. "Yesterday" The Beatles

*This list is up for debate, and can change whenever*

So I think that I should update yall real quick: I am allowed back home, but not allowed back for extended period of time (ie. must stay out of mother's way), saw Nate, saw Tessa's play (absolutely fucking fabulous!), injured left foot, and am broke. Ok, I think that's about it, the reasons such as "why did that happen?" or "how come?" should be ( Read more... )

The Frat boys are singing "Fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, finger bang an orangatan, and blow a monkey too". Goddammit.

On Friday I went to SC homecoming game, which yes is sad, but I really wanted to see Tess, so I sucked it up and decided to go. All wasn't bad, not only did I get to see Tess (oh god I forgot how much I missed her) but I got to see Peiro, AND (now this is a surprise) Jon English. Now if you all don't remember Jon English, than clearly you didn't ( Read more... )

I feel a bit like Maggie. Not in the sense that I have really loud farts or something, but in the way that I need a job. Oh woe is me, the moneyless sitar player (that was a blatant reference to "Moulin Rouge" by the way). So right now I am off to go down to University Village to see if I can obtain a job. Blah. Anyways I'll write about all that ( Read more... )