"Good evening. I am the president of the Loyal Society for the Relief of Suffers from Pismronunciation, for the relief of people who can't say their worms correctly, or who use the wrong worms entirely, so that other people cannot underhand a bird they are spraying. It's just that you open your mouse, and the worms come turbling out in wuck a say ( Read more... )

Ever had one of those days where you sit back and think, "Wow, my life is going good at the moment!" Followed up with one of those days where life says, "Not for long bitch! *SMACK!*" Yeah, I'm having one of those ( Read more... )

I'm like a dog with 5 dicks at the moment. I'm downloading a game demo, reading two threads on the SA forums and trying to eat my dinner as well ( Read more... )

Do I have to go back to work?

"To crush your enemies, to drive them before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

A bag full of junk food and a day off work is also good too.

I never thought this kinda shit would happen over here.

Another reason to get rid of that smug little bastard.

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Today has been pretty rough. I have felt ill all day. I've had a stomach upset and an on and off headache as well as the usual Hayfever. I've been shattered as well after only getting 2 hours sleep. I've just woken up after having a doze for a bit when I got back from work ( Read more... )

Oh dear, I couldn't resist buying some of that stuff from CD Japan. Another