Well so we have a daughter, and it's pretty great.
Gosh, what do you even say on this thing anymore?
Mary and I spent an hour or so away from Clementine. We talked about Rage Against the Machine, went to Earwaxx, smelled the...incense.. 
What was funny about it was it felt like we were dating again. Don't get me wrong, I don't miss a whole lot about ( Read more... )

There are certain things in life that are better left unknown. There are certainly things I'd do better not to have known.

My novel is going nowhere.

Anyone reading this may not yet know, so allow me to inform you. I am currently writing my first novel.

But nothing is written yet.

Okay, well there are a few things. For example, I'm currently in process of writing short stories to set the grounds for the world my characters inhabit. You may have read them, the titles have ( Read more... )

Lake Mozingo
By Christopher Sauer

"Very truly I tell you, when you were younger you dressed yourself and went where you wanted; but when you are old you will stretch out your hands, and someone else will dress you and lead you where you do not want to go."
John 21:18

I am my father's son. Fisherman, fisherman, and on and on, for generations to come. In ( Read more... )

I walked into my dorm building and through the elevator doors. I hit two. Yeah, I was that guy. I looked out at the front desk clerk with a blank stare. My hair was windblown and frosty. It was Tuesday, December the 4th, my 21st birthday. 1357 days ago. 3 PM. I dropped my books and called my sister.

"Hey, Croosh," she said over the phone, "We still ( Read more... )

Bottle Rocket
By Christopher Sauer

Rock Port is a bottle rocket in the summer. These are the words of all the children who have lived in northwest Missouri for eons. Rock Port is a highway exit for bathrooms and golden arches, but mostly fireworks. Rock Port is a singing missile igniting the night air. It doesn't have any rules or even a visible ( Read more... )

In my youth the Lord came to me in a dream. I was a boy in the Roman courts in Jerusalem. I saw my Lord as he exited the courtyards, and a Roman told me that if I but took his place, then he would not have to suffer so. Then I looked at the cross, and cried because I could not take it from Him. I feared not only death and horrible pain, but the ( Read more... )

I miss your big eyes and pirate teeth
Picture me across the hall
Musing softly to a blank TV screen
Wondering why I’m so shy

I’m thinking about your acting
For some reason I think you’re in Narnia
I’d love to meet you when you get out of class
And go over some of your Susan notes

Did we talk about Homestar, or postcards?
No, but after a movie by Hitchcock
A ( Read more... )

 I got a new job!

I's gonna be a web designer. Hooray!
And I guess I'm gonna be in charge of password changes? I don't know. But I'm quitting my bank job tomorrow!

Hurrah huzzah!

So I'm 24 now. Doesn't feel much different than 23 to be honest. 
Maybe this trip around the sun will bring different things.

I'm going to the Chiefs game tomorrow. This will warrant me several opportunities to yell, "Let's go boys!"
I'd really like to see them make the playoffs this year. It's all gonna hinge on the San Diego game, which I ( Read more... )